Tuesday 28 June 2016

Learn How An Engineering Student Proposes His Girl


Sometimes Engineering Community is regarded as a boring and dull and emotion less community. But see how an Engineering Student expressed his love in an amazing engineering way.

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, 
standing in your oval garden.Before seeing you my heart was a null set,
but when a unidirectional vector of a particular Magnitude from your
eyes at a deviation of alpha radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated. 

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only You can solve by making good
 binary relation with me.

The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity.  

I promise that I will not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, 
you can integrate me by applying the limits of love from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 27 at sunset, 
when  the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. 

With love from your higher order derivatives of  maxima and minima, of an unknown function. 

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